What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 11:49
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
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Still no good.
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
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Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Has your wife made you a cuckold?
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance